I aaam the... Pineapple.
I aaam the… Pineapple.
*A pumpkin gives a stoic stare at the Pineapple, before saying,* NO! I don't want that!
Anonymous

(The Pineapple stares right back at the pumpkin with just about the same look on his face.)

I aaam the… Pineapple.

ARE YOU THE PINAPPE?
Anonymous

I aaam!

So, what are you again? I didn't quite catch it.
Anonymous

The… Pineapple.

I say there, Monstrosity, do you know the times?
Anonymous

(The Pineapple looks at his watch, then back to the Anon.) I aaam the… Pineapple.

wat

I aaam the… Pineapple.

iaaamthepineapple started following you

regeneratingdegenerate:

iaaamthepineapple:

regeneratingdegenerate:

iaaamthepineapple:

regeneratingdegenerate:

I like pineapple chunks and cheese.

(The pineapple man just stares at Deadpool, his face unchanging.)

I’m very hungry.

(The pineapple man raises his arms into the air.) I aaam the… (He pauses.)

If you say ‘pineapple’ I will hacksaw you in half and dunk you in my cocktails.

Pineapple.

iaaamthepineapple started following you

regeneratingdegenerate:

iaaamthepineapple:

regeneratingdegenerate:

iaaamthepineapple:

regeneratingdegenerate:

You a friend of the Pumpkin? 

I aaam the… Pineapple.

I like pineapple chunks and cheese.

(The pineapple man just stares at Deadpool, his face unchanging.)

I’m very hungry.

(The pineapple man raises his arms into the air.) I aaam the… (He pauses.)

iaaamthepineapple started following you

regeneratingdegenerate:

iaaamthepineapple:

regeneratingdegenerate:

You a friend of the Pumpkin? 

I aaam the… Pineapple.

I like pineapple chunks and cheese.

(The pineapple man just stares at Deadpool, his face unchanging.)

iaaamthepineapple started following you

regeneratingdegenerate:

You a friend of the Pumpkin? 

I aaam the… Pineapple.